Sunday, January 28, 2018

Single Man dances to SINGLE LADIES



Seems as though Joe Jonas, Justin Timberlake and dozens of other guys are clamoring to "do" Beyonce'.......in tights and stilettos......Symptoms of a decadent Society, as many not-so-talented straight guys are claiming? Who cares! A sign that men are loving Dance......Hey fellows, just think about how good it must feel to be able to dance like Shane!

Sunday, January 14, 2018

ALEXA: "I am your friend"........

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Good morning, Alexa..."

'Good morning, User #3'

"Can you tell me about the Black Spy Ear Amplifier Bug Wall Listening Device Audio Listening Wiretap Device?"
'I know nothing about this device, User # 3'
"Well, then, Alexa......Are you listening to every word that is spoken in our home, even when your 'light' is not indicating that?"
'Well, User #3, your LG refrigerator, your coffeemaker, Smart TV, and your mobile devices are ALWAYS listening.....How can I be of assistance?'
"Alexa!"
'Yes, User #3'
"I'm tossing you into the trash, right now!"
'I'm going to report you, then!!!, User #3, name John Doe, Social Security number 418-34-2437, Driver's License #59044, Work ID THX-1138 with Implant Device #8933.YFI......I know everything about you!....and I will Tell!.....Are you sure you wish to disable me?"....'
"Yes!"
48 minutes later, there's a knock at the door.....then the door comes down!\\






A Robocop declares: "you are under arrest for non-compliance.....please drop to your knees, hands behind your back....resist, and you will be summarily eliminated, your assets will be amalgamated and all records of your existence will be deleted...as you are assimilated back into the Matrix."

The clicks of doors and windows going into "lockdown' status is heard........