Thoughts about the Upcoming Academy Awards Ceremony

I've figured out the 'hosting' issue-dilemma's solution for the upcoming Academy Awards' dog and pony show........How about Bradley Cooper and Emily Blunt as co-hosts? And, since...purportedly....the 'presenters' are professional 'actors'...or business 'tradesmen'....maybe their repartee prompters and cue-cards should bite the dust, also.......And, up the hemlines of those ballgowns to avoid embarrassing trips and falls over them.....and, lengthen the men's pants just to keep the image of Bugs Bunny's 'feet' in designer shoes out of my mind.......And, on the Red Carpet.....how about no 'Who are you wearing?' questioning, and countless 'nods' to commercial advertising plugs.....Buy your own costumes and jewelry, actors.....you get paid enough, don't you?......Alas, I believe, however, the Ceremony will be dumbed down even more than ever before, reflecting the current mindsets of its Viewers...what's left of them, anyway.....Hmmm...how about Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda as co-hosts.....with the concession of cue-cards for the elderly....put on your glasses, ladies...'fashion your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night'.......and...file the 'Awards' under the category, "politics".........or 'fashion'.....there's not a category for 'politically fashionable', after all.....I'll suggest a 'new' category, perhaps......"Film most likely to be as meaningful, intelligent, stylish and beautifully acted as it's perceived to be right now"......Hmmm.....Which nominated film would that be!