Sunday, December 25, 2022

WHAT MATTERS AND WHAT DOESN'T....

65 years ago this morning, a sleepy 12-year-old Reed stumbled into the living room and found a large box under the tree, containing a Kodak Brownie movie outfit. Unquestionably the best gift of my life up until then.... But not the camera and projector. These are just things. The reality is that this gift opened a new world to me. It meant I could finally move away from flip books and storyboards and start making actual movies. I never looked back.

This Christmas morning, I saw only a cold, gray, mostly empty living room. No parents sleepily sipping coffee in robes watching contentedly. No Burl Ives on the stereo. No brightly colored Christmas lights. No presents under the tree. No tree. No family. Only a distant memory of running across my childhood living room carpet, spotting that big red box lit by Christmas tree lights, and the feeling I recalled when I first tore the wrapping paper back and saw a gift my parents chose to give me. It was the gift that would change everything from that instant on.
It's not the things. The true gifts are our memories; the true currency of a lifetime. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year.

Sunday, September 25, 2022

AN OBSERVATION THAT I MADE, SEVERAL YEARS AGO, WHILE WATCHING 'DANCING WITH THE STARS'.......SO, NOW....IT'S 2022.......WILL THIS SEXIST POSTURING STILL PREVAIL......I'M NOT SHELLING OUT MONEY TO WATCH IT THIS YEAR.....BUT, I'M PREDICTING IT WILL BE THE SAME OLD SAME OLD.......



DWTS stars premiered its new season recenty.....a 'guilty pleasure' that I vow to 'not watch'....then can't resist, and...usually.... do it anyway...... My excuse, this Season, was to note how sexist ballroom dancing may be changing to be in 'fashion' with evolving gender roles.......the 'old school' image...you know.......men with their shirts ripped open, in tight pants, and women, dressed as pole-dancing strippers in glitterware and leg-fatiguing stiletto heels, dropping, in the last 'pose' shot...(see attached photo)..... to their backs, across the guys' arm, with the forward leg bent toward the sky, as the male takes total control of this final 'posturing'......The 'Show' went, as it has always....with a subtle....(increasing each season) hint toward the women dancers suggesting they're much smarter, beneath all that make up, hair-do and sequin getup, than the gawky, hyper-active young 'stars' and the 'old geezers'....like over 40-ish 'end of the roaders'....who will soon be voted "OFF".......I'm certain that Cloris Leachman and The Science Guy would be laughing themselves to tears as they guzzle Geritol, watching......I should have just watched LA LA LAND again! I'll have to get Randy Rainbow's 'take' on it



Monday, July 11, 2022

SAPPHIC CHALLENGE TO "SEXISM" IN HALF CENTURY OLD D/C ACTION COMIX.......

  WITH NOT-SO-SUBLIMINAL REFERENCES TO LESBIANISM, CISGENDER AND GENDER STEREOTYPING..

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

ACTION COMIX MAN.......AFTER RECEIVING HIS PhD IN "INTERNALIZATION SPECIFICITY & INTROSPECTIVELY CEREBRAL RELUCTANCE"


 after which, he is only suited for teaching "INDECISION MANAGEMENT" in Academic Prep Schools...

Sunday, May 15, 2022

THE BURIED FAKE TREASURES AT CATES CENTER.......






 29 years ago, i buried many pieces of broken pottery that had accumulated in my collecting heyday........in a boxwood garden in the courtyard of the plaza in which my antique store resided......It became a regular routine to dump broken and irreparable items into the earth there.........I wonder if, when the site is excavated....many decades from now, the "diggers" will notice the chards and bits and think that it is a "ruin".......an aztec ruin.....in Atlanta~! As a young child, I was always intriqued by the concept of "secret treasure" and read TREASURE ISLAND and THE BOMBA BOOKS and anything that dealt with undersea, underground, hidden crypts or extra-terrestrial treasure.......this pre-occupation probably led to my becoming an antique dealer.......digging through worthless junk to find treasures.....later, the game moved up to digging through pricey stuff to find expensive treasure........now that I've retired from "practice", I am again digging through junk to find treasures.......and the unwanted remains are buried at various sites......for future prospectors........or, of course, dumped into the aquarium.........

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

PORTRAIT OF 'JUSTIN'

 






yet another boring, academic study...immolated, before the monsoon, as a protest of 'good enough looking mediocrity'.....that fills most of the Civilized World's billions of walls........Art's oatmeal, white loaf bread and 'drive-through' chow........its ashes may be served in a cake, dumped over the garden wall, or placed in a thrift store sepulture with a note: this box contains the ashes of a portrait of a forgotten art school model who was paid 5 bucks to 'just sit there', changing poses every 8 minutes, for 3 quarters of an hour of wasted time........ and sold at a porch sale for a dollar.........Does anyone remember Justin Satterfield Jr.? probably not....... Yet, if this were a very crappy portrait of a very famous person, done by an 'important' painter.......it might hang in a place of honor.....in an important Museum....as spectators stare, in awe, at it....declaring it a work of Genius!

Sunday, April 17, 2022

THE "EASTER STORY" FOR THE 'UNDER 5's'.......



Let's get this straight......It's Easter......So, we steal the mama bunny's unhatched sugar eggs, hoarding as many as we can.....then hide them from one another, in the spirit of Christian generosity....again, hoarding as many as possible in our hands, pockets and woven straw baskets.....to celebrate the betrayal, torture and killing of Mary's illegitimate bastard son by an imaginary God......Have I got this right? Then, we pick out our favorite colors and flavors of these, leaving the licorice and asparagus-flavored ones for 'the others'.......keeping the less-desirable ones, to fuse together into a clump of sucrose pastel gunk to toss to the yard birds, hungry for the sunflower seeds that we forgot to give them....last Easter......Yes...I think I've 'got it'!

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

FREE INSULT KIT

FOR COUNTLESS HOURS OF 'FUN' WITH OUR LANGUAGE   





Monday, April 4, 2022

IT MUST HAVE BEEN 'FREE', BECAUSE NO ONE....EXCEPTING PARENTS AND RELATIVES......WOULD HAVE ATTENDED THIS 'CONCERT' FOR LOCAL PIANISTS, UNDER 12......



Do I throw 'anything' away?? More Nostalgia....a program from a piano recital given by my 'piano teacher', Miss Buell Davis, when I was in 5th Grade......and, hardly...a prodigy! Today, I think about what Mozart would have 'played' and, likely, 'written', when HE was 9!.....Certainly, not some of this stuff: "Koppy-Kat", "Riding On A Mule", "Frisky Lambs", "The Gay Cavalier" (I wanted that one), My "Performance Piece", that I have no memory of....must have been by a not-so-famous composer, since his name is misspelled in the Program......I drew a map to accompany my performance......which, of course, I have retained for all these years.......

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

PIN THE DONG ON THE DONKEY/ DIG THE DOG IN THE PUSSY

GAMES OF CHILDHOOD RECONNOITER & DEVOLVE  INTO GAMES OF ADULT-HOOD.......(from an antique German PornPostcard......)

Friday, February 11, 2022

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

MOM!!! well not 'My Mom'........

 a friend found some 35mm negative strips in a cigar box at his recently-deceased mother's home, and...knowing that I was a photographer, handed them to me, asking 'Want these old negatives?'....I took them of course.....one of the 'strips', upon 'reversing the negative images to "positives"' presented some rather racy photos of his mom and another 'friend'.....from decades ago.......It seems, from this negative strip anyway, that she may have been into B&D........