Let's get this straight......It's Easter......So, we steal the mama bunny's unhatched sugar eggs, hoarding as many as we can.....then hide them from one another, in the spirit of Christian generosity....again, hoarding as many as possible in our hands, pockets and woven straw baskets.....to celebrate the betrayal, torture and killing of Mary's illegitimate bastard son by an imaginary God......Have I got this right? Then, we pick out our favorite colors and flavors of these, leaving the licorice and asparagus-flavored ones for 'the others'.......keeping the less-desirable ones, to fuse together into a clump of sucrose pastel gunk to toss to the yard birds, hungry for the sunflower seeds that we forgot to give them....last Easter......Yes...I think I've 'got it'!
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