FIRST, THERE WAS JUST 19-YEAR OLD BARBIE....SOON THERE WERE MORE 'FRIENDS', 'BOYFRIENDS', 'SIBLINGS', 'PETS' .....EVEN 'HOUSES' AND 'GAS STATIONS'......AND....SOON, IN THE 'BEST OF ALL COMMERCIAL WORLDS':

and, now that distractable 'outed' Ken is becoming the 'center of attention', his blue eyes are wandering a bit...well, a lot...from those 'old' graying, heels-off-the-floor Barbies,  to some hot, furry, leather-pants 'Tom'..that he met with Gay Bob, in a Faggy Finnish massage parlor;  and that slutty, bubble-gum-blowing, big-haired Martian spygirl........ Barbie's now cruising for a Brangelina relationship, I think.......soon to be a $$$-maker at your local Mall Theater......Don't worry too much, Ken, remember ....'You Can Be Anything'....Just pull Barbie's back ring on a string and she'll tell you what to do, you Wimp......