ADVERTISEMENT IN A DC COMIC .....FOR HANDLEBAR-MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS

YOU HAVE ONE BLAST LEFT IN YOUR RAY-GUN, ADAM STRANGE!  UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU PONY UP SOME U.S. POSTAGE STAMPS OR SIX BITS TO ORDER THE LASTEST 'FAD'.....A MACHINE GUN FOR YOUR BIKE BARS......BE THE FIRST TO SHOOT OUT SOMEONE'S EYE OR BREAK SOME WINDOWS, OR KILL SOME BIRDS WITH YOUR PACK OF 50 COPPER 'BB'S..... UNTIL YOU CAN SAVE UP ENOUGH MOOLAH TO GET A PELLET GUN AND A CRATE OF LEADEN PELLETS THAT CAN TAKE DOWN SQUIRRELS, RABBITS, AND OTHER 'SMALL GAME'....JUST 'FOR THE FUN OF IT, BOYS'! IN A FEW YEARS....WHEN YOU ARE A 'MAN'....THEN, YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN THOMPSON SUBMACHINE GUN, AND TAKE OUT MUCH LARGER PREY, EVEN QUICKER, AND IN MUCH LARGER NUMBERS.....FOR URBAN SOPHISTICATES, A FIRE-ENAMELLED MODEL, SHIPPED IN A VIOLA CASE, FOR CONCEALMENT, IS AVAILABLE FOR THE 'MOBSTER IN YOU'.....TAKE OUT YOUR COMPETITORS AND WHOMEVER PISSES YOU OFF!   

  

IF MOM AND DAD JUST "DON'T GET IT" THERE'S ALWAYS THIS INTERIM 'TOY' FOR YOU TO UTILIZE, IN THE MEANTIME.....UNTIL YOU 'PROVE YOURSELF'.........