'DR.' BLOSSER, THE POPULAR ATLANTA EVANGELIST MINISTER HAS 'THE ANSWER' TO YOUR CATARRH, ASTHMA AND BRONCHITIS PROBLEMS.....HIS NEWLY-FORMULATED "MEDICAL" CIGARETTES WILL HAVE YOU BREATHING LIKE A TUBA-PLAYER.......WITH THE ADDITIONAL INSURANCE OF THE BLOSSER FAMILY'S 'MONEY-BACK-GUARANTEE'!
Monday, December 29, 2025
ASTHMATIC? THIS FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER ASKED 'GOD' FOR A 'CURE' FOR SUCH BREATHING ISSUES......
Friday, December 26, 2025
Friday, December 5, 2025
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
Monday, November 10, 2025
KEITH HARING'S DOUBLE DONG DOINGS......
I passed on purchasing this at Auction......Even with the incentivation of the accompanying 'authentication' paperwork.....I would have just been playing the 'name game', wouldn't I?
Sunday, November 9, 2025
Friday, October 31, 2025
Thursday, October 23, 2025
Wednesday, October 22, 2025
Friday, October 10, 2025
Wednesday, September 24, 2025
'Sounds like threats to me': Jimmy Kimmel bashes FCC chair in new skit with Robert DeNero
Friday, September 12, 2025
Wednesday, September 3, 2025
upper plate denture
An elderly client of mine, Helen Crawford, .....twenty years ago, remembered that i liked to play with "things" and left me, in her will, her old denture......it has been put to many uses... as a halloween prop, behind the mouths of masks and against the palates of stuffed fish......Life has simple pleasures such as this.......I have my Grandmother's lower dentures, also.......Now everyone has implants....what can one do with those!
Tuesday, August 26, 2025
Wednesday, August 20, 2025
THE OLD ARGUS C-3 THAT, ALTHOUGH FULLY OPERATIONAL.....STILL ............
LANGUISHED IN THE BASEMENT, IN ITS ORIGINAL BOX..... THE CAMERA, ONCE UTILIZED BY MARY ASTOR....AND, LATER, BY ROONEY MARA.....SEEMS TO BE, CURRENTLY, DOOMED TO OBSOLESCENCE....MY MOTHER CARRIED THE HEAVY 'BRICK' CHROME AND BLACK CAMERA....EVERYWHERE.....FOR DECADES....THEN, GAVE IT TO ME AT THE TURN OF THE LAST CENTURY.......TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION OF OLD CAMERAS....
Tuesday, August 19, 2025
Friday, August 15, 2025
Fire bolt Machine Gun Mattel Toys from the Company that brought...your sister......the Barbie Doll......
Sunday, August 10, 2025
Monday, August 4, 2025
Tuesday, July 29, 2025
Thursday, July 24, 2025
DANNY QUARLES, ASKING AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROGRAM TO CREATE A VIDEO, BASED ON DANNY'S RANDOM WORDS ........THIS IS THE STATE OF COMPUTER-ANIMATION!
Wednesday, July 23, 2025
Monday, July 21, 2025
GET THE COMPLETE SET OF DEXTER'S KILLING ROOM TOOLS....TODAY'S SHOPPER'S CHANNEL 'SPECIAL'...WITH FREE SHIPPING......
Friday, July 18, 2025
Listening to a NPR program, in which a man was telling a story about a tree that grew in his yard, years ago....When the tree 'got too large', his landlord....concerned about the tree's roots destabilizing the house's foundation....had the tree cut down to its stump......the 'tenant' found a seedling, emerging from the now defunct tree, and planted it.......after the tree was 30 feet tall, again, there were 'issues' and the tree had to be cut down..... This time, the 'tenant' took one of the the fallen tree's segments, left on the ground after the arborists departed to cut down some more trees, to a woodcrafter who made the wood into a beautiful box, which, now....in itself....not only stored some memorabilia, but was, itself, a nostalgic Memory......Much of the 'clutter' in my home shares its status as Memory triggers.......like a cracked ceramic 'thing' that was: first, a candle stand from a restaurant where I was a young waiter....Sidney's 2nd Act....; then, it evolved into a stand for a pierced pottery oil lamp; then, a base for a Tibetan orb incense cone burner; a ravioli 'cutter', and, eventually into a top for opened cat food cans, since it was a perfect fit......Does this make me a 'hoarder' or a 'repurposer'? Well, I'm not about to toss it to the trashcan! My great Aunt, Lucille used to press the flowers from bouquets and 'arrangements' within the cotton-fiber pages of old books, then frame her 'arrangements' of dessicated flora and make cards to send her friends and family......in this tradition, this morning,,,,I spray-painted some dead leaves and squash with enamel paint that their beauty may persevere....rather than be dumped to the trash can and be crushed in the garbage collector's big truck...I was just wondering....if Sandy Culp still had one of those beautiful 'painted black' Halloween pumpkins from Six Flags, dissicated beneath glossy enamel paint.....
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
MEGA Magnext
Monday, July 14, 2025
"WATCH THOSE HANDS, KEVIN!"
Saturday, July 12, 2025
JUST FOLLOW THE 'EASY-TO-READ' INSTRUCTIONS........THEY'RE PRINTED IN 'CLEAR ENGLISH', AREN'T THEY??
Friday, July 11, 2025
Monday, July 7, 2025
MY MOTHER'S ....'POWDER PUFF WAND'
THE BEJEWELLED "I'LL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE" RING.....A DISTANT "ANCESTRAL MEMORIAL RING"
'green-eyed with envy' as some of its offspring walk, without touching the ground with their front fingers......
Monday, June 30, 2025
Mrs. Miller - A Lover's Concerto (1966) Meryll Streep took the Florence Foster Jenkins Biopic on......Who'll do 'Mrs.' Elva Ruby Miller'?
Friday, June 13, 2025
Oregon -The Silence of a Candle (1972)
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus (Visualizer)
Sunday, June 8, 2025
Friday, May 30, 2025
NATIONAL "CREATIVITY DAY"...... get that monkey 'off your back' and look it straight in the eyes
Once more, today...30 May....is NATIONAL CREATIVITY DAY.... .....few even vary the side of the bed they sleep on, or what they'll have for b'fast..stuck in their habitual routines....It's easy to develop habituations to which even the slightest change-ups produce anxiety......'Changing It Up' is how we progress, rather than dwell in Stasis....To challenge my curmudgeondom, I'm sleeping in 'another' bed tonight' eating foods that I've never had before, today; listening to unfamiliar music; wearing clothes that I've not worn in decades; driving the 'other' car....(that would take some 'jumping off', for sure)...but, there's an old bicycle, rusting in the garage.... to spark creativity and provoke my brain to think a bit differently......even if but for a day.....or, are we all just primates, addicted to the sameness of lazy conformity? Have an eggroll, Mr. Monkey.......there's plenty of bananas for tomorrow......
Monday, May 19, 2025
DON'T SLIP ON THE PONY LARD...EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FEELING 'ACTIVATED' BY THOSE BEEF-TALLOWED FRENCH FRIES AND THAT BOWL OF SMOKING GANJA
Saturday, May 17, 2025
SORRY, ROBBIE REED, THE ZINC-CARBON BATTERIES MUST HAVE BEEN ALMOST DEPLETED ON THE "H DIAL".....
Thursday, May 8, 2025
Well, not 'free'....but cheaper and cheaper with mass adoption of the newest technologies to 'couch potato' the entire World......
The Endless Enigma........for 15 years or so, the only significant technological advance was from b/w to 'color'....then screens got squarer and larger than 21".......25" screens ruled for a while.....then the inundation of 'improvements'.......surround sound and HDTV........I've had more TV's in the past ten years than in my entire lifetime, before them........I've hit a 'wall', so to speak, now.......curved, 4K OLED units with wireless streaming, built-in surveillance cameras and ever-listening microphones......and, of course, more confabulations to keep 'service providers' in your wallet! I'm 'behind' the Orwellian demands, although there IS an interest, due to being perpetually bombarded with Media Propaganda and the promised ability to watch just about everything ever filmed.....an appeal, certainly......At my age, however, the tech involvement, that I would have 'gotten into' in my 20's or 30's, is both more challenging, annoyingly complex, expensive and time-consuming.......Watching birds and furry critters, bugs and bats, flowers growing and the wind in the trees is being displaced by watching phone screens and 110" UHD TVs......which are bolstering the sale of big, adjustable, heated and cooled mattresses upon which to wile away Life in pursuit of passive media obsession and 'being entertained'......And, to think....in 1961, 'stereos' with swing-out speakers and drop-down turntable and a battery-powered FM radio were my only concern....and....wall switch light dimmers, naturally......I'm frustrated enough by my OLYMPUS DSLR, which is more complicated to operate than assembling a Maserati from 'parts bags'.........
Wednesday, May 7, 2025
ATTENTION 'BLOOD-STAINED MEN'..........'DO IT YOURSELF PENIS RESTRAINTS FOR RITUAL CIRCUMCISION' ARE STILL BEING MARKETED
Circumcision Clamps. Marked small, large and adult. The screw and arm can be used on all of the bases. $100 for all three.
THE MIDTOWN RADIO SHACK STORE......MY SOURCE FOR 'HOME AUTOMATION'....RULE: no light bulbs without dimmers
Thursday, April 17, 2025
Sunday, April 6, 2025
Mrs. Childress' Facade on Big Cove Road......
Wednesday, March 26, 2025
JOSEPH'S MACHINES.............WHEN ONE HAS LOTS OF FREE TIME TO DIBBLE-DABBLE ......YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2399175706889724
https://www.youtube.com/@JosephsMachines/videos
Saturday, March 8, 2025
Friday, February 28, 2025
THE ALPA ALNEA 9-D AND THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EQUIPMENT ATTRITION RATE........
considering selling some of my many cameras, I recalled one of the dumbest things that I've done......In 1970, I sold the Alpa Alnea 9-D camera that I got from Werner Von Braun.....to my next door neighbor....for $135!....., replacing it with a Pentax Spotmatic....later......duh!.... Then, to compound my stupidity, I sold my Hasselblad for $300 because I couldn't afford a new 'film back' for the instrument!, later replacing it with a look-a-like Bronica! duh...duh! The 'upside' is that I never use a 'real' camera anymore...just my 5 year-old phone-camera.....It's not about the 'hardware', anyway....but the brain and eye behind the viewfinder.......I was accepted by Brooks, with a portfolio done with a 'shoebox' pinhole camera and homemade film, made from photosensitive paper that I made in my mother's coat closet.......Brooks instructed me to 'get' a Calumet 'view' camera for 'sheet film'.....so I sold the beautiful 1933 Leica IIIF for that 'box on a tripod'......then, never went to California......ditching the Calumet for a stack of books on American Composition and Rhetoric and a box of Agrarian Writers' works, 2 D.H. Lawrence novels, 2 Henry James novels, a 1st Edition of Joyce's ULYSSES and The Complete Works Of William Faulkner......I still have that old Mamiya, with a 'motor drive'....but it languishes, in it's original box, as it has for the past 2 decades....maybe longer........
Monday, February 17, 2025
Thursday, February 13, 2025
BALLISTIC HARDWARE FROM MILTON BRADLEY TO FACILITATE THE HISTORISCOPICALLY QUICKER, MORE EFFICIENT WAY TO WIN 'THE CHECKERED GAME OF LIFE'
The "AHC" channel pops up when I turn on DIRECTV to 'see what's on'......I watched a 'run' of WAR shows, this morning....spanning the first half of the 20th Century......well=made, even interesting historical shows.......ALL about WAR, of course.....The narrator(s) continually reminding audiences of the "losses" of tens....make that hundreds...of millions of Humans....and their animal and human slaves....horses, mules, donkeys, camels...etc.....and trillions of tons of mechanical hardware, ships, tanks, planes, aircraft carriers...etc...etc....utilized for non-stop Warfare in one place or another....or many, simultaneously.....continually, ad infinitum, ad nauseum....I remember all the ads in 'boys' comix and magazines, when I was an adolescent ....catering to what appears to be a genetic bloodlusting need for confrontery, combative agressiveness....posturing, usually, as 'defense'.......Have you procured a 'Big Dick' machine gun, a 'play' grenade-launcher, a fighter plane that drops 'play' exploding water bombs, exploding air-ships, inflated with smoke...to mimic the Hindenberg....or, how about a Combat Knife/Handcuff 'Set' for 'taking prisoners at gunpoint, boys..... for your 8=year old grandson/child yet, to rev 'him' ...or, now, 'her', also....up for some healthy border protection or maintenance of 'Our Way-of-Life-ness'? 'Perfect' Valentine's Gifts for every child! and.... gigantic money-makers for the Military-Industrial-Harware Manufactoring Trade......














