Friday, May 1, 2026
MY WATER KETTLE POSING AS 'KORT' .......SUCK SOME STEEL, LOCK MARTIN!
Sunday, April 26, 2026
Thursday, April 16, 2026
THE 'DEVICES' THAT, IN "BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER", BROUGHT US "FURTHER APART".....
In 1960, kids wanted 'walkie-talkies', so that they might converse, wirelessly, with others who were nearby.....and, even then, were rewarded by the prestige ascribed to....earlier....only soldiers in combat zones.....Alas, 'callers' could only call other huge 'mobile devices' that were on 'their wavelengths'.....and, just yards away....Phones, like 'Wally's' , such as The SCR-536 Handie-Talkie, were the Modern Walkie-Talkie’s Finicky Ancestors before the ubiquitous acquisition of 'cell phones' . (Despite the radio’s short-lived battery, limited range, and 3-foot antenna, more than 130,000 of them were used in World War II.) This old, heavy, bulky, cumbersome will have been constantly supplanted with smaller, lighter, longer-range, cheaper 'appliances', in the not-so-distant-Future.....by, I'm sure, tiny...very tiny.....implanted mobile communication Devices......that may, in the coming decade or two, be 'required by Law'.....that every human being might be tracked and easily located in the larger, planned Syllogistically Orwellian Schemata....
Average, middle-class American "1960's" Couple......bored, staring at the wall where their planned 21" Motorola 'Color' cathode ray television 'set' will, inevitably, be positioned.....to displace their ennui with the massive waves of idiocy that will soon divert their predictable, prescribed, passive attention.....and 'take up' ...with mobile phone activity......over half of the average person's waking time....
Now.....that's 'better'.......reducing intelligent interaction within a Family.....also, reducing Conflict by diverting attention to 'what's on TV' rather than real, interpersonal, transactional relationships.....
Monday, April 13, 2026
GRANDMOTHER'S OLD IRON, PEDAL-OPERATED SINGER WITH A FOLDING OAK TOP...
Sunday, April 12, 2026
The 'Mystery Man', Brian Jourbet came up in a conversation: "what happened to....?"......He was once the 'most wanted' sexy skater....
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THOSE 'PERFECT TEETH' THAT EVERYONE, NOW, SEEMS TO 'NEED TO HAVE'?
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
HAVE A TOASTED BAGEL, MR. GOLDFARB......HAVE 'TWO'! Have a greasy chocolate 'bunnie' ......it's almost time for the Easter Bunnie...
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
HOW ABOUT 'A RETURN TO SARGASSO' FOR $10, WHICH IS 'ALMOST FREE'...
SOME FANTASMAGORICAL CREATURES, MADE FROM INKED IMAGINATION
RATHER THAN THE PHYSICAL CONTAINMENTS OF REALITY
what 'it' 'is'... depends upon 'who's looking' , doesn't it?
Thursday, February 19, 2026
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
A FEW TICKETS HAVE BEEN MADE AVAILABLE, DUE TO THE DEATHS OF SOME 'TICKET HOLDERS'......BEGINNING, AS LOW AS $2500 FOR A SHARED ' INSIDE TWIN BED'....HEART MONITORS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST 'DELUXE SUITE TICKET HOLDERS'....FOR A SMALL ADDITIONAL FEE......AND 'SIGNATURE OF INSURANCE LIABILITY WAIVER'.....
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Sunday, February 15, 2026
MOVIE SOUVENIRS, ABANDONED BY CHILLI PALMER & NANCY SINATRA.... AND AUCTIONED TO CREATE SPACE IN A LOS ANGELES WAREHOUSE
A visual portmanteau clustered in my thoughts this morning......I mean some really odd associations... searching the house for the 'shoe shelf bracket' that I bought 20 years ago from the 'sets sale' for Pulp Fiction, I donned the chocolate-brown coat that Travolta was wearing in a scene (in which the 'shoe shelf' is also shown.....and, thinking of what to make for a very late lunch, decided on Chili.....having 'misremembered Travolta's character, Vincent Vega, as "Chili" for an as yet unknown reason......maybe a faulty neuron link in my aging grey matter....... Well, I made the chili, anyway......and eating it, wearing the chocolate brown overcoat, on the 'chilly' back steps.....pondered.....'Who the (#*@ was "Chili"......Maybe, I'll remember, as if it were important...at all! Now....to hang the 'bracket' on a wall and top it off with a pair of ugly 80's platform heels.......Oh....Whew!....I remember......"Chili Palmer", also a Travolta Character....from "Be Cool" ... There is a 'continuum' to these associations......they're not totally "free'...but they can dwell in randomness sometimes....Where's the amphetamine and dextroamphetamine-laced chocolate shake? ...I thought I put it on the kitchen counter....on the chocolate overcoat.....It must be in the 'dressing room' with Nancy Sinatra's mid-calf boots.......hmmmm....there's absolutely no wear on their "souls".....I thought they were 'made for walking'......(press 'return'....'new paragraph'....I'm going on a magic carpet ride on that old rug that's rolled up in the closet!}

