Thursday, July 9, 2026

Keeping the 'bidding card' in my lap for these fanciful goblets




I was....just a 'little'......tempted, to purchase this Set of 3 Antique Fritz Heckert Art Nouveau/Jugenstil Glass Goblets.....But reconsidered, because I'm trying to 'wind down' this Collecting........ and...I already have a set of Frederick Carder goblets, once owned by my one-time landlady, Alma B. Wells, that can service my dining appurtenances requirement, now......and have more sentimental value....A good friend attended Alma B. Wells' Estate Sale, in the early 1970's, bid on and won the auction of the glasses, then gifted them to me for X'mas...Alma's husband Bert, a chemist with the Chemical Control Dept. of COCA COLA, presented a 'paper' ....in the summer of 1942....about the establishment of 'water quality control' for the popular soft drink....He was, subsequently,  one of the few men that 'knew the secret formula'....His wife, Alma, delighted with all their new-found-wealth....served 'coke' from these lovely goblets at one of her 'society parties'....I prefer Dr. Pepper and Pepsi, alas....sorry about that, Alma! sparkling ginger ale is far more beautiful, when served in the goblets, of course....with a a coupe of splashs of Angostura Aromatic Bitters....and a cherry on a toothpick.....Although I did not support "COKE", Alma left a Proviso in her Last Will and Testament......that included me within her list of 'Inheritors", after having replaced late 30's year-old Bill Ellis, with whom she had been infatuated, earlier.  He left Atlanta, to avoid Alma's fixated romantic advances toward him,  and moved to Hilton Head, leaving me to dwell..with Bill Mello and John W. Lowe, in her Garden Hills rental home, to wrangle Alma, who had replaced Bill Ellis with Me!.   With some fond amusement and nostalgia, I still...sometimes, salute  Bert and Alma, when imbibing from the old goblets.....




Monday, June 29, 2026

SPEED YOUR WAY THROUGH CUSTOMS INSPECTION ....QUICKLY BOARD AND EXIT PLANES AND TRAINS....WITH OUR NEW SUITCASE.....

 

                                               AS WELL AS KEEP YOUR BEER COLD... 

                                            AND YOUR ICED CREAM FROM MELTING

Saturday, June 27, 2026

In 1956, this 45rpm 'record player' was utilized by my Ballroom Dancing teacher, Miss Irene Jones, to stack and play Xavier Cugat's rumba records.....

        Parents complained about their 'innocent' children being led down a path

          of debauchery and pre-mature Sexuality, leading to a worried parent cutting

         the a/c plug of Miss Irene's  turntable/player, then breaking one of my favorite recordings, 

                                  "Miami Beach Rhumba".           

None of that 'hip-grinding', kids!.....  Jumpin' Jacks is O.K and sanctioned by the Christian Community...  but, be careful...all that jumping may cause the record to 'skip'.....

                               Beaver Cleaver will show you all how 'it' is done!     






Tuck that 'thing' and lock hips, kids.....it's gonna be a clumbsy, unsanctioned, anticipatory wait for those back seat rumbas....to come! A big orchid corsage should, until then, help 'keep the distance'....

Friday, June 26, 2026

XENOCRONY







maybe you should mute the LOOP-A-LOOP music's volume, although Frank, perhaps, would not.....


from Joe's Garage to Joe's Corsage, Frank ZaPPA, dying 17 days before his 53rd birthday, left behind a treasure labyrinth of partially finished and unrealized projects and compositions, largely still unrezappaed or posthumously re-released in their various incarnations and reformats...it's up to son, Dweezil, and widow, Gail, to re-represent the great rock and roll genius of "St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast", "Inca Roads" and variations on "Weasels ripped my Flesh"......Perhaps a Flo and Eddy revival tour is in the works, and his Varesian works will soon load concert halls with marimba variations for dickpicks and re-recorded 8 tracks from the Grand Wazoo.....I recently obtained some vintage recordings at the neighborhood garage sale event....The "seller" was dumping all of her ex-husband's
"awful....dreadful..obnoxious....records"......
"You actually LIKE this trash?" she asked!
"Just take them, then...Yuk!..Give me a buck!".
....different strokes, I guess....
I'm always gathering up the cosmic debris.....it's the stuff we're really made of, isn't it?




Friday, June 19, 2026

MY FIRST WRIST WATCH THAT DID NOT FEATURE A COMIC BOOK HERO ON ITS FACE......

 



I WAS GIVEN A GOLD-FILLED, 17-JEWELS,  ELGIN WATCH, PERFECTLY SCALED TO LOOK GREAT ON MY SCRAWNY LITTLE WRIST WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL...........   I GAVE THE WATCH TO SOMEONE WITH WHOM I WAS INFATUATED, DURING COLLEGE DAYS.......YESTERDAY, MY EYES FOCUSED ON THE IDENTICAL WATCH MODEL, WORN BY T. CHALAMET, AS  MARTY SUPREME,  IN THE RECENT FILM.......

Monday, June 15, 2026

MY FIRST 78RPM 'Record Player'......The SPEAR, MODEL 400.......then 'onward and upward'......In pursuit of the 'Perfect Sound Reproduction'

                  INITIATED MY INTEREST IN PRE-RECORDED MUSIC....AND 'RECORD COLLECTING'.......A BOX OF 'REPLACEMENT' STEEL NEEDLES WERE AVAILABLE AT WOOLWORTHS.   THIS OLD TIN MACHINE WAS REPLACED, IN THE 1950'S, WITH A FAR MORE HI-TECH, PORTABLE RCA 'SUITCASE' VICTROLA; THEN, A MORE FASHIONABLE WESTINGHOUSE 'SOCK HOP' PLAYER; THEN A 'STATE OF THE ART'  G.E. 33 1/3RPM "STEREO" MODEL,  WITH 'DUAL,SWING OUT SPEAKERS" IN 1962......LEADING TO 'COMPONENT STEREOS' IN THE MIDDLE 1960'S.....4-CHANNEL SOUND IN THE 1970'S....AND, EVENTUALLY, TO MULTI-COMPONENT "SYSTEMS" WITH MAGNETIC PHONO CARTRIDGES WITH ELLIPTICAL STYLI... AND SUB-WOOFERS.....AND FINALLY, ..... 'MONSTER' SYSTEMS FEATURING ELECTROSTATIC PANELS AND PHASE-ARRAYED MULTI-AMPED CONE AND HORN SPEAKERS WITH 15", AND LARGER, BUTYL RUBBER-SURROUND-WOOFERS WITH HEAVY 'MAGNETS', WOODEN 'HORN' MIDRANGES AND 'BAT'S EARS' HYPERBOLIC TWEETER DRIVERS..... AS WELL AS  COMPLEX ARRAYS OF 'INPUTS' AND 'OUTPUTS' AND THEIR MANY CABLES AND OPTICAL CONNECTORS....FOR 'REALISTIC SOUND PROCESSING'........   





Thursday, June 11, 2026

DOES ANYONE ''STILL HAVE TONSILS....OR ADENOIDS"?

               WHEN  I WAS A KID, DOCTORS WOULD SUMMARILY PRESCIBE THE 'REMOVAL OF BOTH TONSILS AND ADENOIDS'......MOST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS WOULD HAVE HAD BOTH 'SETS'  OF THESE CONSTANTLY BACTERIAL-INFESTED TISSUES REMOVED....USUALLY, BEFORE 3RD GRADE.......NEVERTHELESS, IF YOU ARE STILL BURDENED BY THESE RELICS OF OUR ANCIENT IMMUNE SYSTEMS......THERE'S A HANDY, DO-IT-YOURSELF KIT FOR EXTRACTING TONSIL STONES.....YOUR ADENOIDS, ALAS, WILL REQUIRE SOME PROFESSIONAL MICRODEBRIDING WITH CURETTE-SCRAPING, A SHEARING BY ROTATING RAZOR BLADE OR  ELECTROCAUTERY/COBLATION.   SURGEONS MAY OFFER  DEEP THROAT DISCOUNTS, WHEN THESE PROCEDURES ARE SCHEDULED WITH FORESKIN CIRCUMCISION OR EAR & NASAL PIERCING.....

Friday, June 5, 2026

Who's the 'culprit' that sent me this Religious 'Self-Help' Book? You should have sent me the jewelled Jesus Brooch!

  
I received, via mail, from an anonymous 'sender', a  copy of Matthew Kelly's "Holy Moments, A Handbook for the Rest of Your Life."




Let's see.....'Who would have sent this proselytizing book to me??





Sunday, May 24, 2026

"I'll get back with you, as soon as the (croquet) game is over...."

1879's messaging, via 'the horn' while temporarily engaged with early, experimental  fantasy television.....still in the formative stages...... then, 'widescreen' viewing would have been a bit of stretch..


Friday, May 22, 2026

DAME MARY QUANT'S 1965 PANTS' FABRIC AND PANTS FROM THE BASEMENT HANGERS.......FOR THAT 'MOD HIPPE LOOK'.......

                   

               I'LL ADMIT, THOUGH......SPECTACULARLY HANDSOME JARED LETO WOULD HAVE "WORN IT 'BETTER" THAN I, LAST EVENING.......MY 'GETUP' WAS  A QUILTED BODICE AND CUFF PUNJABI PANTS WITH PENCIL 'OVER-THE-SHOULDER' STRAPS,  MADE FROM THIS FABRIC,   A LATER VINTAGE REVERSIBLE  'COLISEUM' BLOUSE/SHIRT, IN 'IVORY',  WITH TEXTURED ALUMINUM BUTTONS, THROUGH BLACK-STITCHED BUTTON HOLES.....AND IVORY IKEA PLASTIC SHOWER SHOES.....



A 12-stone Hippie Ring to 'go with' the Hippie pants..

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

DISCOVERING A JEWELLED GOLD BUG, STILL....HARMLESSLY....... ATTACHED TO A WOOLEN JACKET.....

WAS MUCH MORE 'FUN' THAN FINDING A CASHMERE SWEATER, DEVOURED BY 'REAL' MOTHS.......

Sunday, May 17, 2026

MERLIN, THE UNDISCOVERED POTENTIALLY GREAT FELINE ARTIST, NOW PREMATURALLY DECEASED, MAY BE RECOGNIZED BY WORLD ART CRITICS FOR HIS SHREDDED LEATHER 'WORK'...IN THE NEAR FUTURE.....

My cat friend, Merlin, was sitting on my desk, tearing a paper towel that I wiped up some gravy with...into small pieces..........I think I may transform his sculptural brilliance, with some contact glue, into a Masterpiece...then sell it on EBAY, as a collaboration between Veristes and Merlin...... Merlin must have very inspired  that day, as he was , moments later, working on his next Opus, a totally transformed roll of toilet paper, already unrolled, covering a bathroom floor......."Big deal," I remarked to him...."any cat can do this!" ....as Merlin eyed the soft leather chair, just feet away....meowing, "you dumb humans just wipe your asses with valuable art materials....duh".   

A JUNK STORE'S 'JUNQUE' BECOMES THE RENT CHECK......NOT JUST ONCE, BUT A SECOND TIME!

Another, long gone, aquatint by Belgian artist, Jean-Michel Folon....discarded by an insurance company after it was replaced, having been lost in shipment from The Lefebre Gallery to some unknown recipient....and ending up at Peachtree Salvage Center in Brookhaven, where, on a luncheon outing from my job at Saks, and spying it against a wall of old movie posters, I purchased it for $8.........a few years later, I sold it for some real bucks, to pay the apartment rent, since I was bed-bound and relatively immobilized by hepatitis.......I guess this is what I REALLY attended College to learn how to 'do'.......A couple of years later, I did a 'trade' with my friend Norman Lindsay Patterson, who had purchased 'the other Folon....at the same junk store, ironically'....and traded it to my landlord, Jack Hotchkins,  in place of the rent check for  4 Flea Market Booths at the Atlanta Flea Market......   Another example of the 'relativity of perspective'.......the 'back' of a Picasso etching.....blacked out and discarded....retrieved from the illustrious artist's trash can, then matted, framed and sold......for thousands of bucks. After the Antonio Banderas Picasso Biopic, values of even Picasso's 'trash' skyrocketed........In the late 1960's I bought two large Picasso etchings [that I found in a barrel of rolled up wallpaper at....again..... Peachtree Quality Salvage] of the artist, masturbating as he sketched nude models..... $8, for the pair.... I sold them to my friend, antiques dealer, Hal Chamberlain, for $4000, thinking Hal was nuts to offer me so much for them........Then, many times, I've come across this kind of "stuff" for several times this amount.....Go Figure......What's in 'a Name'......apparently, much of anything's value.....I remember the painting that was sold, decades ago, at Sotheby's......that was discovered to have been 'created' by a monkey, flinging its own feces at a canvas.........."The work of a Genius", Gallery owners and collectors declared!

I've given 4 harmonicas to friends, over the past few years, but have not heard a single note from any of them, since......They can get their own brushes if they 'want' to paint......

Thursday, May 14, 2026

ANTI-GRAVITY, FLOATING SPEAKER/MOOD LAMP WITH MY HALF-CENTURY OLD BANG & OLUFSEN RECEIVER....

 




EAT YOUR HEART OUT CAPTAIN PICARD!.....THE DANES WERE AHEAD OF THE TECH GAME, WEREN'T THEY?   THIS GIZMO, WITH MULTIPLE SINGLE STATION FM TUNERS,  STILL WORKS!   

Friday, May 1, 2026

MY WATER KETTLE POSING AS 'KORT' .......SUCK SOME STEEL, LOCK MARTIN!

Klaatu must have dropped the cheese grater on his arm......t'warnt me......  Hand me an extra-large band-Aid, Helen, before Kort does in the kitchen; and shut down that eye before the kettle goes 'dry'.......  While you're at it, inform Frank Zappa that my kettle isn't his  Model XQJ-37 Nuclear-powered, pan-sexual Roto-Plooker  Sy Borg,  'Romeo'.   It's these heated incidents that test World Sagacity as apologetic passivity is steamed-up by uncontained, tumultuous aggression.   So much for 'putting a lid on it'!   

Thursday, April 16, 2026

THE 'DEVICES' THAT, IN "BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER", BROUGHT US "FURTHER APART".....



In 1960, kids wanted 'walkie-talkies', so that they might converse, wirelessly, with others who were nearby.....and, even then, were rewarded by the prestige ascribed to....earlier....only soldiers in combat zones.....Alas, 'callers' could only call other huge 'mobile devices' that were on 'their wavelengths'.....and, just yards away....Phones, like 'Wally's' , such as The SCR-536 Handie-Talkie, were the Modern Walkie-Talkie’s Finicky Ancestors before the ubiquitous acquisition of 'cell phones' . (Despite the radio’s short-lived battery, limited range, and 3-foot antenna, more than 130,000 of them were used in World War II.) This old, heavy, bulky, cumbersome will have been constantly supplanted with smaller, lighter, longer-range, cheaper 'appliances', in the not-so-distant-Future.....by, I'm sure, tiny...very tiny.....implanted mobile communication Devices......that may, in the coming decade or two, be 'required by Law'.....that every human being might be tracked and easily located in the larger, planned Syllogistically Orwellian Schemata....



Average, middle-class American "1960's" Couple......bored, staring at the wall where their planned 21" Motorola 'Color' cathode ray television 'set' will, inevitably, be positioned.....to displace their ennui with the massive waves of idiocy that will soon divert their predictable, prescribed, passive attention.....and 'take up' ...with mobile phone activity......over half of the average person's waking time....



Now.....that's 'better'.......reducing intelligent interaction within a Family.....also, reducing Conflict by diverting attention to 'what's on TV' rather than real, interpersonal, transactional relationships.....

Monday, April 13, 2026

GRANDMOTHER'S OLD IRON, PEDAL-OPERATED SINGER WITH A FOLDING OAK TOP...

Mother lugged this ancient sewing machine home after Grandmother died......Then, decades later, I lugged it to Atlanta, thinking that I would utilize it.......Eventually, I gave the machine away, after purchasing a used portable Project Runway Singer Machine, with a 'button-hole attachment',  from PR's first season.......which I have also not utilized.....It must have been 'just' the memory associations that the old 'Singer' excavated.....I still have clothing, from my childhood, that was produced on this 'machine'......as well as some needles and old thread-wound bobbins and several pairs of Grantmother's old sizzors.........Don't tempt me with a modern, electric device.....I think that I am a 'hand-sewing' kind of guy........

Sunday, April 12, 2026

The 'Mystery Man', Brian Jourbet came up in a conversation: "what happened to....?"......He was once the 'most wanted' sexy skater....

Here..... Brian, being 'admired' by two of his top competitors, Stéphane Lambiel and Johnny Weir..... 

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THOSE 'PERFECT TEETH' THAT EVERYONE, NOW, SEEMS TO 'NEED TO HAVE'?

                 BEHIND ALL THOSE EXPENSIVE CROWNS, VENEERS AND IMPLANTS...THERE'S A LOT OF METAL.....I WAS JUST WONDERING 'HOW TO ALL THESE TEETHY SMILERS MAKE IT PAST THE METAL DETECTORS AT AIR PORTS?'      

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

HAVE A TOASTED BAGEL, MR. GOLDFARB......HAVE 'TWO'! Have a greasy chocolate 'bunnie' ......it's almost time for the Easter Bunnie...

                                 More 'beauty' from this year's Oscars Show......And, believe or not, this diaphanously dysfunctional  disaster was not the worst getup at the Event!  



         
                           Did any of these fashionistas 'wear it worse'?    

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

HOW ABOUT 'A RETURN TO SARGASSO' FOR $10, WHICH IS 'ALMOST FREE'...

                             

                SOME FANTASMAGORICAL CREATURES, MADE FROM INKED IMAGINATION

                                RATHER THAN THE PHYSICAL CONTAINMENTS OF REALITY   



                                        what  'it' 'is'... depends upon 'who's looking' , doesn't it?   

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

A FEW TICKETS HAVE BEEN MADE AVAILABLE, DUE TO THE DEATHS OF SOME 'TICKET HOLDERS'......BEGINNING, AS LOW AS $2500 FOR A SHARED ' INSIDE TWIN BED'....HEART MONITORS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST 'DELUXE SUITE TICKET HOLDERS'....FOR A SMALL ADDITIONAL FEE......AND 'SIGNATURE OF INSURANCE LIABILITY WAIVER'.....



Wanted....'Old Codgers....who dwell on Memories of their Youth....a half century back'....... Book your Voyage into The Sunset, today.....Wheelchairs, crutches, doctors, practical and clinical nursing staffs will be made available..... Reserve your electric lap blankets, now! Exciting shuffleboard competitions will be exhibited, just before 4:30's warm milk cocktails....and autographed copies of The Cyrkle's RED RUBBER BALL will be awarded to those over 80, who still have some 'canned heat' in their drifting memories, and before The Lettermen go 'out of their heads'......A screening of Francis Ford Coppola's THE OUTSIDERS will be shown at sunset, for those who may be a couple of decades 'off' their mark.......

Sunday, February 15, 2026

MOVIE SOUVENIRS, ABANDONED BY CHILLI PALMER & NANCY SINATRA.... AND AUCTIONED TO CREATE SPACE IN A LOS ANGELES WAREHOUSE




A visual portmanteau clustered in my thoughts this morning......I mean some really odd associations... searching the house for the 'shoe shelf bracket' that I bought 20 years ago from the 'sets sale' for Pulp Fiction, I donned the chocolate-brown coat that Travolta was wearing in a scene (in which the 'shoe shelf' is also shown.....and, thinking of what to make for a very late lunch, decided on Chili.....having 'misremembered Travolta's character, Vincent Vega, as "Chili" for an as yet unknown reason......maybe a faulty neuron link in my aging grey matter....... Well, I made the chili, anyway......and eating it, wearing the chocolate brown overcoat, on the 'chilly' back steps.....pondered.....'Who the (#*@ was "Chili"......Maybe, I'll remember, as if it were important...at all! Now....to hang the 'bracket' on a wall and top it off with a pair of ugly 80's platform heels.......Oh....Whew!....I remember......"Chili Palmer", also a Travolta Character....from "Be Cool" ... There is a 'continuum' to these associations......they're not totally "free'...but they can dwell in randomness sometimes....Where's the amphetamine and dextroamphetamine-laced chocolate shake? ...I thought I put it on the kitchen counter....on the chocolate overcoat.....It must be in the 'dressing room' with Nancy Sinatra's mid-calf boots.......hmmmm....there's absolutely no wear on their "souls".....I thought they were 'made for walking'......(press 'return'....'new paragraph'....I'm going on a magic carpet ride on that old rug that's rolled up in the closet!}


https://youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww

Saturday, January 31, 2026

HUMOROUS? A smoking pipe featuring a silver song bird on its bowl....and a 'grass grinder' featuring a jeweled owl as it's grinder handle....

                                                           "DECORATIVE SMOKING PARAPHENALIA"

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

THE BENEATH-THE-BOXWOODS BURIED TREASURES OF THE ANCIENTS MAYANS........


BEFORE ABANDONING MY ANTIQUES SHOPPE IN CATES CENTER, ATLANTA, I BURIED SEVERAL THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD  EFFIGY SCULPUTURES AND MANY PIECES OF BROKEN MAYAN POTTERY IN THE BRICK-ENCLOSED BOXWOOD 'GARDEN' OF THE  BUCKHEAD SHOPPING CENTER; TODAY, I'M WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS DUG UP THESE RED CLAY TREASURES,  IMAGINING THAT THIS 'LOCATION' WAS ONCE AN INDIAN BURIAL MOUND.....WHO KNOWS?  




Wednesday, January 21, 2026

NORDIC TRACK DESTINY






there are 'salt lovers' and 'sugar lovers'.....I'm pondering..'which is Better for a healthy heart and general well-being?' A first Step....giving those sea salt and dark bittersweet chocolate truffles to my next door neighbors.....if I can make it over, without 'finishing them off'......the truffles, that is......on my return from 'feeding the hungry', I dug up a dozen dandelions, stripping them of their leaves and flowers, to make a 'healthy' salad.....admittedly, bathed in a syrupy ginsing/garlic/molasses 'dressing'.....where's the insulin pump?? The bathroom Scales are in the middle of the floor, set to read body fat levels through one's feet, then indicate what percentage of one's (my) body is composed of Fat.......Subsequently, I've set a 'Goal' of having that number, by June....to be 'less than 18%.....after trying on some old pants that were about 4 inches from 'buttonabiity' and 'zippering up'.......The Sharper Image 'Stepping Device' is back in the bedroom and I've removed the cans of paint from the ancient Nordic Track "Pro-Skier", oiled its 'skis' and replaced its battery that had decomposed in the battery compartment, from years of neglect......



Tuesday, January 13, 2026

1948.....'Mr. Cigarette' visits hospitals to deliver free cigarettes to patients.....

during an era during which just about everyone smoked, snorted or chewed tobacco.....even pre-school kids were given 'candy cigarettes & cigars' to 'get them started'.......







Monday, January 12, 2026

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

"KIX" are for "KIDS".......Have another bowl, Alexander Litvinenko.......and another cup of green tea at The Pine Bar......I've been told that there's a toy plastic fish, that glows in the dark, in every cup!




Kitchens across America smelled of toasted grains and sugar as children poured bowls of Kix Cereal, eager to find the promised toy inside each box. Among the miniature prizes was something extraordinary, the Atomic Bomb Ring. At first glance, it was a playful novelty, a shiny trinket evoking the awe of the atomic age. Yet beneath its cheerful exterior lurked a shocking secret.
Each ring contained a tiny amount of polonium-210, one of the most toxic substances known to science. Designed to glow, it turned a child’s curiosity into a chilling historical mystery decades later. Parents and regulators at the time barely raised an eyebrow, reflecting an era when the dangers of radiation were often underestimated or dismissed. This toy is now remembered as a cautionary tale, a strange archaeological discovery of postwar optimism mixed with hazardous science.
The Atomic Bomb Ring tells a story of a society mesmerised by nuclear power, fascinated by novelty, and dangerously naive about science. It reminds us that objects from the past, no matter how innocent they appear, can reveal unsettling truths about the values, knowledge, and blind spots of their time. Today, this tiny radioactive ring survives as a stark reminder that history often hides its lessons in the most unexpected places.