I was....just a 'little'......tempted, to purchase this Set of 3 Antique Fritz Heckert Art Nouveau/Jugenstil Glass Goblets.....But reconsidered, because I'm trying to 'wind down' this Collecting........ and...I already have a set of Frederick Carder goblets, once owned by my one-time landlady, Alma B. Wells, that can service my dining appurtenances requirement, now......and have more sentimental value....A good friend attended Alma B. Wells' Estate Sale, in the early 1970's, bid on and won the auction of the glasses, then gifted them to me for X'mas...Alma's husband Bert, a chemist with the Chemical Control Dept. of COCA COLA, presented a 'paper' ....in the summer of 1942....about the establishment of 'water quality control' for the popular soft drink....He was, subsequently, one of the few men that 'knew the secret formula'....His wife, Alma, delighted with all their new-found-wealth....served 'coke' from these lovely goblets at one of her 'society parties'....I prefer Dr. Pepper and Pepsi, alas....sorry about that, Alma! sparkling ginger ale is far more beautiful, when served in the goblets, of course....with a a coupe of splashs of Angostura Aromatic Bitters....and a cherry on a toothpick.....Although I did not support "COKE", Alma left a Proviso in her Last Will and Testament......that included me within her list of 'Inheritors", after having replaced late 30's year-old Bill Ellis, with whom she had been infatuated, earlier. He left Atlanta, to avoid Alma's fixated romantic advances toward him, and moved to Hilton Head, leaving me to dwell..with Bill Mello and John W. Lowe, in her Garden Hills rental home, to wrangle Alma, who had replaced Bill Ellis with Me!. With some fond amusement and nostalgia, I still...sometimes, salute Bert and Alma, when imbibing from the old goblets.....
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Monday, June 29, 2026
Saturday, June 27, 2026
In 1956, this 45rpm 'record player' was utilized by my Ballroom Dancing teacher, Miss Irene Jones, to stack and play Xavier Cugat's rumba records.....
of debauchery and pre-mature Sexuality, leading to a worried parent cutting
the a/c plug of Miss Irene's turntable/player, then breaking one of my favorite recordings,
"Miami Beach Rhumba".
None of that 'hip-grinding', kids!..... Jumpin' Jacks is O.K and sanctioned by the Christian Community... but, be careful...all that jumping may cause the record to 'skip'.....
Beaver Cleaver will show you all how 'it' is done!
Friday, June 26, 2026
XENOCRONY
maybe you should mute the LOOP-A-LOOP music's volume, although Frank, perhaps, would not.....
"awful....dreadful..obnoxious....records"......
"You actually LIKE this trash?" she asked!
"Just take them, then...Yuk!..Give me a buck!".
....different strokes, I guess....
I'm always gathering up the cosmic debris.....it's the stuff we're really made of, isn't it?
Friday, June 19, 2026
MY FIRST WRIST WATCH THAT DID NOT FEATURE A COMIC BOOK HERO ON ITS FACE......
Monday, June 15, 2026
MY FIRST 78RPM 'Record Player'......The SPEAR, MODEL 400.......then 'onward and upward'......In pursuit of the 'Perfect Sound Reproduction'
Thursday, June 11, 2026
DOES ANYONE ''STILL HAVE TONSILS....OR ADENOIDS"?
Saturday, June 6, 2026
Friday, June 5, 2026
Who's the 'culprit' that sent me this Religious 'Self-Help' Book? You should have sent me the jewelled Jesus Brooch!
Sunday, May 24, 2026
"I'll get back with you, as soon as the (croquet) game is over...."
1879's messaging, via 'the horn' while temporarily engaged with early, experimental fantasy television.....still in the formative stages...... then, 'widescreen' viewing would have been a bit of stretch..
Friday, May 22, 2026
DAME MARY QUANT'S 1965 PANTS' FABRIC AND PANTS FROM THE BASEMENT HANGERS.......FOR THAT 'MOD HIPPE LOOK'.......
I'LL ADMIT, THOUGH......SPECTACULARLY HANDSOME JARED LETO WOULD HAVE "WORN IT 'BETTER" THAN I, LAST EVENING.......MY 'GETUP' WAS A QUILTED BODICE AND CUFF PUNJABI PANTS WITH PENCIL 'OVER-THE-SHOULDER' STRAPS, MADE FROM THIS FABRIC, A LATER VINTAGE REVERSIBLE 'COLISEUM' BLOUSE/SHIRT, IN 'IVORY', WITH TEXTURED ALUMINUM BUTTONS, THROUGH BLACK-STITCHED BUTTON HOLES.....AND IVORY IKEA PLASTIC SHOWER SHOES.....
A 12-stone Hippie Ring to 'go with' the Hippie pants..
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Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Sunday, May 17, 2026
MERLIN, THE UNDISCOVERED POTENTIALLY GREAT FELINE ARTIST, NOW PREMATURALLY DECEASED, MAY BE RECOGNIZED BY WORLD ART CRITICS FOR HIS SHREDDED LEATHER 'WORK'...IN THE NEAR FUTURE.....
My cat friend, Merlin, was sitting on my desk, tearing a paper towel that I wiped up some gravy with...into small pieces..........I think I may transform his sculptural brilliance, with some contact glue, into a Masterpiece...then sell it on EBAY, as a collaboration between Veristes and Merlin...... Merlin must have very inspired that day, as he was , moments later, working on his next Opus, a totally transformed roll of toilet paper, already unrolled, covering a bathroom floor......."Big deal," I remarked to him...."any cat can do this!" ....as Merlin eyed the soft leather chair, just feet away....meowing, "you dumb humans just wipe your asses with valuable art materials....duh".
A JUNK STORE'S 'JUNQUE' BECOMES THE RENT CHECK......NOT JUST ONCE, BUT A SECOND TIME!
Thursday, May 14, 2026
ANTI-GRAVITY, FLOATING SPEAKER/MOOD LAMP WITH MY HALF-CENTURY OLD BANG & OLUFSEN RECEIVER....
Friday, May 1, 2026
MY WATER KETTLE POSING AS 'KORT' .......SUCK SOME STEEL, LOCK MARTIN!
Sunday, April 26, 2026
Thursday, April 16, 2026
THE 'DEVICES' THAT, IN "BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER", BROUGHT US "FURTHER APART".....
In 1960, kids wanted 'walkie-talkies', so that they might converse, wirelessly, with others who were nearby.....and, even then, were rewarded by the prestige ascribed to....earlier....only soldiers in combat zones.....Alas, 'callers' could only call other huge 'mobile devices' that were on 'their wavelengths'.....and, just yards away....Phones, like 'Wally's' , such as The SCR-536 Handie-Talkie, were the Modern Walkie-Talkie’s Finicky Ancestors before the ubiquitous acquisition of 'cell phones' . (Despite the radio’s short-lived battery, limited range, and 3-foot antenna, more than 130,000 of them were used in World War II.) This old, heavy, bulky, cumbersome will have been constantly supplanted with smaller, lighter, longer-range, cheaper 'appliances', in the not-so-distant-Future.....by, I'm sure, tiny...very tiny.....implanted mobile communication Devices......that may, in the coming decade or two, be 'required by Law'.....that every human being might be tracked and easily located in the larger, planned Syllogistically Orwellian Schemata....
Average, middle-class American "1960's" Couple......bored, staring at the wall where their planned 21" Motorola 'Color' cathode ray television 'set' will, inevitably, be positioned.....to displace their ennui with the massive waves of idiocy that will soon divert their predictable, prescribed, passive attention.....and 'take up' ...with mobile phone activity......over half of the average person's waking time....
Now.....that's 'better'.......reducing intelligent interaction within a Family.....also, reducing Conflict by diverting attention to 'what's on TV' rather than real, interpersonal, transactional relationships.....
Monday, April 13, 2026
GRANDMOTHER'S OLD IRON, PEDAL-OPERATED SINGER WITH A FOLDING OAK TOP...
Sunday, April 12, 2026
The 'Mystery Man', Brian Jourbet came up in a conversation: "what happened to....?"......He was once the 'most wanted' sexy skater....
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THOSE 'PERFECT TEETH' THAT EVERYONE, NOW, SEEMS TO 'NEED TO HAVE'?
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
HAVE A TOASTED BAGEL, MR. GOLDFARB......HAVE 'TWO'! Have a greasy chocolate 'bunnie' ......it's almost time for the Easter Bunnie...
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
HOW ABOUT 'A RETURN TO SARGASSO' FOR $10, WHICH IS 'ALMOST FREE'...
SOME FANTASMAGORICAL CREATURES, MADE FROM INKED IMAGINATION
RATHER THAN THE PHYSICAL CONTAINMENTS OF REALITY
what 'it' 'is'... depends upon 'who's looking' , doesn't it?
Thursday, February 19, 2026
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
A FEW TICKETS HAVE BEEN MADE AVAILABLE, DUE TO THE DEATHS OF SOME 'TICKET HOLDERS'......BEGINNING, AS LOW AS $2500 FOR A SHARED ' INSIDE TWIN BED'....HEART MONITORS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST 'DELUXE SUITE TICKET HOLDERS'....FOR A SMALL ADDITIONAL FEE......AND 'SIGNATURE OF INSURANCE LIABILITY WAIVER'.....
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Sunday, February 15, 2026
MOVIE SOUVENIRS, ABANDONED BY CHILLI PALMER & NANCY SINATRA.... AND AUCTIONED TO CREATE SPACE IN A LOS ANGELES WAREHOUSE
A visual portmanteau clustered in my thoughts this morning......I mean some really odd associations... searching the house for the 'shoe shelf bracket' that I bought 20 years ago from the 'sets sale' for Pulp Fiction, I donned the chocolate-brown coat that Travolta was wearing in a scene (in which the 'shoe shelf' is also shown.....and, thinking of what to make for a very late lunch, decided on Chili.....having 'misremembered Travolta's character, Vincent Vega, as "Chili" for an as yet unknown reason......maybe a faulty neuron link in my aging grey matter....... Well, I made the chili, anyway......and eating it, wearing the chocolate brown overcoat, on the 'chilly' back steps.....pondered.....'Who the (#*@ was "Chili"......Maybe, I'll remember, as if it were important...at all! Now....to hang the 'bracket' on a wall and top it off with a pair of ugly 80's platform heels.......Oh....Whew!....I remember......"Chili Palmer", also a Travolta Character....from "Be Cool" ... There is a 'continuum' to these associations......they're not totally "free'...but they can dwell in randomness sometimes....Where's the amphetamine and dextroamphetamine-laced chocolate shake? ...I thought I put it on the kitchen counter....on the chocolate overcoat.....It must be in the 'dressing room' with Nancy Sinatra's mid-calf boots.......hmmmm....there's absolutely no wear on their "souls".....I thought they were 'made for walking'......(press 'return'....'new paragraph'....I'm going on a magic carpet ride on that old rug that's rolled up in the closet!}





