GRANDFATHER'S WISHFUL FANTASY ABOUT HAVING A 'SMARTPHONE'.......BACK IN 1920!

A FEW TICKETS HAVE BEEN MADE AVAILABLE, DUE TO THE DEATHS OF SOME 'TICKET HOLDERS'......BEGINNING, AS LOW AS $2500 FOR A SHARED ' INSIDE TWIN BED'....HEART MONITORS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST 'DELUXE SUITE TICKET HOLDERS'....FOR A SMALL ADDITIONAL FEE......AND 'SIGNATURE OF INSURANCE LIABILITY WAIVER'.....

Wanted....'Old Codgers....who dwell on Memories of their Youth....a half century back'....... Book your Voyage into The Sunset, today.....Wheelchairs, crutches, doctors, practical and clinical nursing staffs will be made available..... Reserve your electric lap blankets, now! Exciting shuffleboard competitions will be exhibited, just before 4:30's warm milk cocktails....and autographed copies of The Cyrkle's RED RUBBER BALL will be awarded to those over 80, who still have some 'canned heat' in their drifting memories, and before The Lettermen go 'out of their heads'......A screening of Francis Ford Coppola's THE OUTSIDERS will be shown at sunset, for those who may be a couple of decades 'off' their mark.......

"TOE RINGS" AND A SLOPPY PEDICURE.......WELL...WE WEAR RINGS ON OUR 'FRONT PAWS', DON'T WE....SO...WHY NOT ON OUR HIND FEET?

MOVIE SOUVENIRS, ABANDONED BY CHILLI PALMER & NANCY SINATRA.... AND AUCTIONED TO CREATE SPACE IN A LOS ANGELES WAREHOUSE

A visual portmanteau clustered in my thoughts this morning......I mean some really odd associations... searching the house for the 'shoe shelf bracket' that I bought 20 years ago from the 'sets sale' for Pulp Fiction, I donned the chocolate-brown coat that Travolta was wearing in a scene (in which the 'shoe shelf' is also shown.....and, thinking of what to make for a very late lunch, decided on Chili.....having 'misremembered Travolta's character, Vincent Vega, as "Chili" for an as yet unknown reason......maybe a faulty neuron link in my aging grey matter....... Well, I made the chili, anyway......and eating it, wearing the chocolate brown overcoat, on the 'chilly' back steps.....pondered.....'Who the (#*@ was "Chili"......Maybe, I'll remember, as if it were important...at all! Now....to hang the 'bracket' on a wall and top it off with a pair of ugly 80's platform heels.......Oh....Whew!....I remember......"Chili Palmer", also a Travolta Character....from "Be Cool" ... There is a 'continuum' to these associations......they're not totally "free'...but they can dwell in randomness sometimes....Where's the amphetamine and dextroamphetamine-laced chocolate shake? ...I thought I put it on the kitchen counter....on the chocolate overcoat.....It must be in the 'dressing room' with Nancy Sinatra's mid-calf boots.......hmmmm....there's absolutely no wear on their "souls".....I thought they were 'made for walking'......(press 'return'....'new paragraph'....I'm going on a magic carpet ride on that old rug that's rolled up in the closet!}

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