A FEW TICKETS HAVE BEEN MADE AVAILABLE, DUE TO THE DEATHS OF SOME 'TICKET HOLDERS'......BEGINNING, AS LOW AS $2500 FOR A SHARED ' INSIDE TWIN BED'....HEART MONITORS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST 'DELUXE SUITE TICKET HOLDERS'....FOR A SMALL ADDITIONAL FEE......AND 'SIGNATURE OF INSURANCE LIABILITY WAIVER'.....

Wanted....'Old Codgers....who dwell on Memories of their Youth....a half century back'....... Book your Voyage into The Sunset, today.....Wheelchairs, crutches, doctors, practical and clinical nursing staffs will be made available..... Reserve your electric lap blankets, now! Exciting shuffleboard competitions will be exhibited, just before 4:30's warm milk cocktails....and autographed copies of The Cyrkle's RED RUBBER BALL will be awarded to those over 80, who still have some 'canned heat' in their drifting memories, and before The Lettermen go 'out of their heads'......A screening of Francis Ford Coppola's THE OUTSIDERS will be shown at sunset, for those who may be a couple of decades 'off' their mark.......