In 1956, this 45rpm 'record player' was utilized by my Ballroom Dancing teacher, Miss Irene Jones, to stack and play Xavier Cugat's rumba records.....

        Parents complained about their 'innocent' children being led down a path

          of debauchery and pre-mature Sexuality, leading to a worried parent cutting

         the a/c plug of Miss Irene's  turntable/player, then breaking one of my favorite recordings, 

                                  "Miami Beach Rhumba".           

None of that 'hip-grinding', kids!.....  Jumpin' Jacks is O.K and sanctioned by the Christian Community...  but, be careful...all that jumping may cause the record to 'skip'.....

                               Beaver Cleaver will show you all how 'it' is done!     

Tuck that 'thing' and lock hips, kids.....it's gonna be a clumbsy, unsanctioned, anticipatory wait for those back seat rumbas....to come! A big orchid corsage should, until then, help 'keep the distance'....