Thursday, June 11, 2026

DOES ANYONE ''STILL HAVE TONSILS....OR ADENOIDS"?

               WHEN  I WAS A KID, DOCTORS WOULD SUMMARILY PRESCIBE THE 'REMOVAL OF BOTH TONSILS AND ADENOIDS'......MOST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS WOULD HAVE HAD BOTH 'SETS'  OF THESE CONSTANTLY BACTERIAL-INFESTED TISSUES REMOVED....USUALLY, BEFORE 3RD GRADE.......NEVERTHELESS, IF YOU ARE STILL BURDENED BY THESE RELICS OF OUR ANCIENT IMMUNE SYSTEMS......THERE'S A HANDY, DO-IT-YOURSELF KIT FOR EXTRACTING TONSIL STONES.....YOUR ADENOIDS, ALAS, WILL REQUIRE SOME PROFESSIONAL MICRODEBRIDING WITH CURETTE-SCRAPING, A SHEARING BY ROTATING RAZOR BLADE OR  ELECTROCAUTERY/COBLATION.   SURGEONS MAY OFFER  DEEP THROAT DISCOUNTS, WHEN THESE PROCEDURES ARE SCHEDULED WITH FORESKIN CIRCUMCISION OR EAR & NASAL PIERCING.....

Friday, June 5, 2026

Who's the 'culprit' that sent me this Religious 'Self-Help' Book? You should have sent me the jewelled Jesus Brooch!

  
I received, via mail, from an anonymous 'sender', a  copy of Matthew Kelly's "Holy Moments, A Handbook for the Rest of Your Life."




Let's see.....'Who would have sent this proselytizing book to me??