Most Americans have or want guns........a half a billion guns are already locked and loaded for the 'kill'.....

 Presumably, to 'protect themselves'....

often, from 'themselves'.... Here's the firearm for 'that'...

The Official Plague Doctor's prescription device for booger-pulling and ear wax removal......which will 'triple' as a 'dinner ring' to wear when eating stabbable 'finger foods'...

Unattended AI Generative Ambient Meditation to calm overstimulated circuitry, at the risk of Boredom and Ennui...

some less tertiary colors to mask the melancholic palate of my Casa....although, I am reminded of a pre-schoolers crayon colors.....

THE 'RAY MILLAND' SMOKING JACKET......AFTER HANGING THE COTTON TERRYCLOTH 'BATH ROBE' ON A HOOK, TO DRY.....

I've outlived Ray Milland, but not his black satin-lapelled 'smoking jacket' from the Golden Age of Menswear.....that has always conjured images from hallucinogenic SPELLBOUND more than drunken LOST WEEKEND......the ashes of The Past just tumble over the slick satin, over the precious fabrics beneath....back to Earth...or the woolen carpets upon which the civilized sophisticates perambulate....

IF THREE OR FOUR CAMERAS ON YOUR IPHONE ARE, STILL, NOT ENOUGH.....

 

SHELL OUT EVEN MORE MOOLAH AND GET THE 'ALL-SEEING/ALL-KNOWING'  CRONENBERG 'SNOOP DOGG' MODEL, DESIGNED IN CANADA...WITH "AMERICANS IN MIND".   DON'T DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT, PEEPS......IT'S JUST SHINY CHINESE POLYMERS OVER MICRO-ELECTRONIC CIRCUITRY...COLD TO THE TOUCH.....BUT HOT TO GATHER DATA RELINQUISHED TO THE EVER-SEEKING EYES OF COMPUTER BANKS......

Lick it.....Lick it 'good'....big boy....Well, "thank you, Frank Epperson"

"BE THAT WAY, YOU POPSICLE-SUCKING BOWLCUTS......I'LL WAIT FOR JOE LOWE'S ORANGE CREAMSICLES....THIS PANTYWAIST CAN  HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK'S HORN...RIGHT NOW...."  

"LOOK, JOE!......THAT HICK COWBOY MUST NOT KNOW THAT ONE MUST WEAR A PROPER FUR FELT TOP HAT TO THE BIG PARTY AT THE SALOON...."

                                          

                  "JUST ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HIM...AT ALL!   AND, GET YOUR DIRTY BOOT OFF MY TULLE....YOU'LL RIP IT!"  

    JOE, IN RESPONSE,  REMOVES A PHOTO FROM HIS WALLET AND FLASHES IT IN HER FACE....DECLARING, "YOU DON'T KNOW EVERTHING ABOUT 'US'!  THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HAT, BITCH!"   

THE EDIBLE FRENCH PASTRY 'CLARINET' aka Pain Aux Raisins aka The Uncoiled 'comma coil' Escargot Viennoiserie

                                                             Boulangerie vs. Pâtisserie

 THE 'WIDE ONE'.....BAKED DRIER, THEN SOAKED WITH CONTREAU AND THE JUICES FROM A CRANBERRY  RELISH WITH STICK CINNAMON, PEARS, APRICOTS AND COCOANUT......