My cat friend, Merlin, was sitting on my desk, tearing a paper towel that I wiped up some gravy with...into small pieces..........I think I may transform his sculptural brilliance, with some contact glue, into a Masterpiece...then sell it on EBAY, as a collaboration between Veristes and Merlin...... Merlin must have very inspired that day, as he was , moments later, working on his next Opus, a totally transformed roll of toilet paper, already unrolled, covering a bathroom floor......."Big deal," I remarked to him...."any cat can do this!" ....as Merlin eyed the soft leather chair, just feet away....meowing, "you dumb humans just wipe your asses with valuable art materials....duh".
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