Sunday, May 17, 2026

MERLIN, THE UNDISCOVERED POTENTIALLY GREAT FELINE ARTIST, NOW PREMATURALLY DECEASED, MAY BE RECOGNIZED BY WORLD ART CRITICS FOR HIS SHREDDED LEATHER 'WORK'...IN THE NEAR FUTURE.....

My cat friend, Merlin, was sitting on my desk, tearing a paper towel that I wiped up some gravy with...into small pieces..........I think I may transform his sculptural brilliance, with some contact glue, into a Masterpiece...then sell it on EBAY, as a collaboration between Veristes and Merlin...... Merlin must have very inspired  that day, as he was , moments later, working on his next Opus, a totally transformed roll of toilet paper, already unrolled, covering a bathroom floor......."Big deal," I remarked to him...."any cat can do this!" ....as Merlin eyed the soft leather chair, just feet away....meowing, "you dumb humans just wipe your asses with valuable art materials....duh".   

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