Thursday, July 30, 2026

LOAD 'EM UP, NOAH......FOR THAT INCESTUOUS OCEAN VACATION, FOLLOWED BY A ROMP ALL OVER THE NEW WORLD...

 YOUR  VACATION, WITH  FREE  FOOD  AND  LODGINGS,  IS  OVER....   NOW,  'GET  OUT  THERE... AND  MULTIPLY'   ....AFTER  THAT,  YOU  MAY  BEGIN  YOUR  'DIVISION'    

          


CENTURIES LATER, THE HOMO SAPIENS THAT  EVOLVE FROM THE TWO RELATIVELY HUMAN SURVIVORS OF THIS TRIP WILL, EVENTUALLY...THROUGH ELABORATE CROSS-BREEDING....CREATE ART, DEPICTING THIS HOMERIAN SAGA...

                   BON VOYAGE, YE SOLE SURVIVORS....NEXT STOP....PLYMOUTH ROCK, WHERE A LAVA FLOW IS PREDICTED TO EMERGE, SOON!  ....CALL A LOCAL TRAVEL AGENT FOR DETAILS AND SPECIAL DISCOUNTS...JUST FOR YOU...[AND COMPLIMENTARY PASSAGE FOR EXPERIENCED 'FIRE WALKERS'][ADDITIONAL CHARGES MAY APPLY]   TRAVEL VIA WOODEN HORSE IS NOT SUGGESTED, DUE TO A THREAT OF  'FIRE HAZARD'

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