ALEC BALDWIN, DURING HIS EARLY DAYS.......TRYING OUT FOR THE 'BEFORE PHOTO' IN A "NAIR" DEPILATORY CREAM ADVERTISEMENT

CULLING ALL THIS DENSE CHEST FUR WOULD HAVE TAKEN A CASE OF "NAIR"

HE'D HAVE BEEN A SHOE-IN FOR THE ROLE OF 'LIONEL SWEENEY'...

HOWEVER, THAT 'HAIRY ROLE' WENT TO ROBERT DOWNEY JR.